It’s time to start talking about gift guides. I’ve got about a million and one ideas and suggestions for you, so let’s get this party started.
My first gift suggestion is the book The Encyclopedia of Immaturity Volume 2 {yes, there was a Volume 1, and enough demand for a second book} for any grade school age kids you might have roaming around your house.
If you have a kid in the grade school range I don’t need to tell you that your life is filled with poop jokes and armpit farting, you’re already living the dream. This book is a guide, a whole encyclopedia filled to the brim with ideas to give your armpit farting kid a new repertoire. They’ll love you for it.
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oh my kids love volume one. might have to save up a borders coupon for volume two!
Leslie,
You know, this is right up the alley of my 10 year old. Seriously funny stuff.
Yo mom,
This is P. I just wanted to say hi on the computer instead of in real life. I'll tell you, it gets a little bit boring being mortal to talk to you.